What? Really? Oh. Well, okay, I guess.

Goodbye, my almost lover.

"Almost lover" in my brains, that is. I talked it over with Jason Castro, and I picked him as my man-boy love servant anyway, so I'm not completely heartbroken that you're outie.

Michael Johns, your tour ends here. Errrrr... wait, that's the hit-the-curb line from "Rock of Love". Whatever. I think it was all those farkatke CRAVATS. Laterz, MJ. Go record an album. I'll buy it.

Poll-time again!

In the spirit of "I don't really care so much about the singing at this point; I just really want to know who's packing their crap and going home." while we're still in the stages of thinning out the herd, I thought I'd remind you all who went home last Thursday, since all three days of broadcast were completely unremarkable and ultimately, sleep inducing. True story. Just ask Curly.


Which two boys are going home on Tuesday?

• David Hernandez



• Luke Menard



• Jason Castro



• Danny Norriega



• Chikezie Eze



• David Cook



• Michael Johns



• David Archuleta



• Jason Yeager



• Robbie Carrico

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And -

Who's the biggest TOOL of the remaining boys?

• Jason Yeager


• Danny Norriega


• Robbie Carrico


• Chikezie Eze


• David Cook


• David Hernandez


• David Archuleta


• Luke Menard

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Yes, Jason Castro & Michael Johns are conspicuously missing from this list because a) really, neither one of them are tools, b) it's my damn poll and c) the whole Jason Castro/Michael Johns sandwich thing.

Poll Time: Who Will Be Eliminated Tonight?

Four people are getting the boot but good tonight. Who are they? Tell us!

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Recap probably coming later from someone who watched the show more closely than I did (making the boyfriend watch with me usually leads to my missing half of the show because of channel surfing during commercials or talking or whatnot), but for those of you searching for who got voted off, it was, as we all predicted thankyouverymuch Brandon Rogers, with his adorable face and fabulous skin and pretty smile and cute hairdo and disappointing vocals. What we didn't predict correctly is who would actually comprise the bottom three. Phil? NO! Sanjaya? YES! And there you have it, folks.