Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Aren't there like, 10 thousand "American Idol" blogs already?
A: Yes. But this one is better.

Q: Do you just write about "American Idol?"
A:. No. On the off-season, we write about shows spun off of "Idol," i.e. "America's Got Talent" and "So You Think You Can Dance." Some people think we shouldn't do this. We hate them.

Q: Why Midol?
A: Mejack started blogging about 'Idol' on her personal blog under that title. The show makes us cranky, like PMS. Also, we don't want to get sued.

Q: Why can't you just be my friends? Why do you have to be such mega-bitches?
A: Because we can be.

Q: I'm a PR person, and I'm trying to get the word out about this amazing new Ford commercial starring Taylor Hicks. How can I contact you?
A: You can email us at mail@americanmidolblog.com. If you'd like to send us a press kit, or diamonds, hang tight! We're getting a P.O. Box set up for that very purpose.

Q: I'm looking for pictures of Katharine McPhee's tits. Can you help?
A: No. But if you find some, email them to Curly.

Q: Why do you girls hate everyone?
A: Daddy didn't love us enough.

Q: Uh, hello?! Your FAQ fails to address my burning question(s). Now what the hell am I supposed to do?
A: Well, for one, you can stop being such a whiny wench about it. That's OUR job, thank you. Secondly, try firing up that newfangled contraption called the email and dropping us a line and we'll do our best to quench your thirst for questionable, useless knowledge.