A Message to the Googlers

People, David Cook does not have brain cancer. His brother Adam does, and I've read conflicting reports about what type of cancer and how serious it is. I've also read that the "AC" on David's guitar stands for "Adam Cook." This is all message board stuff, though, none confirmed, so take it as you will. But because you're all obviously very worried, I assure you that David Cook is just fine.