Top 24: Faces with the Similar-Sounding Names

Are you like me? You can't tell the Kadys from the Kristys up in this Top 24 bitch? Or maybe you're all on the ball and it's just my early onset senility that's preventing me from remembering shit. Whatever.

I'm a visual thinker so to aid my ailing memory in addition to showing off my Photoshop trickery, I've constructed a tres Brady Bunch-like grid of the Top 24. As each person is given the boot, I'll update the grid accordingly. I won't do any of that grayed- or X'd-out bullshit. That's played. Perhaps as each contestant is given his/her walking papers, I will deface their respective photos. Blackened teeth, devil horns, goatees, hairy moles, the works. Sound good? No? Have a better idea, asshole? If so, pony up. I'm all ears.

Here's the ragtag group sans graffiti and crushed dreams. I know it's small and hard to read but the width of this column is rather unforgiving. Just click on it, Whiny Whinerson, and your problems will be solved.

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When I get around to it, this bad boy will be easily accessible from the sidebar. Enjoy!