Breaking News

And by breaking, I mean cartilage. As in Paula's. Apparently, the dumb ass tripped over her Chihuahua and busted her schnoz.

Um, is it just me or does "tripped over her Chihuahua" sound like dirty innuendo?

Naturally, this week's Paula Abdul Insanity Index will reflect her unfortunate injury. Stay tuned for more having fun at Paula's painful expense.