Poll Time: Which Two Are Going Home?
I'm pleased to report that the fog o' nice that had enveloped me this past week seems to be subsiding. In fact, I just tripped an old lady out in the street because she was moving too slow for my liking. What?! Dumb bitch had it coming.
Ah, it's good to be back.
Okay, so our friends at American Idol were equally wussy during this aggravatingly feel-good week and failed to boot one of the final six. However, they're going to treat us to a second helping of "See ya!" next Wednesday. Twice the misery!! Aw yeah! So, tell us...

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