Wednesday News Update

Constantine Maroulis to Camera-Fuck Housewives Everywhere
The alleged "gorgeous Greek music maker" will be joining the cast of The Bold and the Beautiful this summer. He'll be playing a fictional version of himself. They make it sound as though he's actually a real guy -- come on, dude's like, three steps below Fabio. (Entertainment Tonight)

Amy Lee Jumps on the Idol-hating Bandwagon
Evanescence's Amy Lee recently watched Idol for the first time, after someone told her Gina Glocksen sang the groups hit, "Call Me When You're Sober." While Amy thought Gina did an all right job, she found the show "hilarious and depressing." Normally I'd disagree, but we are talking about a show that Sanjaya Malakar is still a part of. Thanks, Howard Stern! (Blabbermouth)

Alaina Alexander + Chris Richardson = 4 Eva
The latest hot Idol gossip from TMZ is that Alaina and Chris R. are more than just friends, and have been since she was on the show. Which means that Chris will probably not be taking me up on any of my Mrs. Robinson type offers.

Alaina Alexander's Racy Photos
Check out Alaina's new MySpace Music Page! I don't know about you, but if I wanted to be taken seriously as a musician after sucking on television week after week, I'd just post naked and semi-naked pictures of myself on the Internet. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT, CHRIS? IS IT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?



And last but not least, DialIdol's got Jordin Sparks, Haley Scarnato and Chris Sligh in the bottom three. I'm not buying it.