Big Waste of Time

You know, I dutifully watch the boys perform week after week - and I am so bored and disappointed by them the whole thing is starting to feel like homework. Last night I literally did not start watching until almost nine so that I could fast forward through most of it- and while I was watching I was actually paying more attention to balancing my checkbook. I am not kidding.

I have nothing to say about any of them except that a few times during the show I wished that I was deaf. I did not vote for anyone. Not even Sanjaya. Can someone please tell me why he ironed his head?

Prediction?

I don't fucking care. Seriously. I'll take a guess and say that it will be Jared and Sanjaya. But again. I don't care at all.

And the chicks.

Jordin, Stephanie and Sabrina: Fine, swell whatever. Good job. Super. YO.

Gina: I still fucking HATE Gina. Enough with this shit already. She is not a rocker. She is not edgy. Someone needs to tell her that there is nothing LESS punk rock than being on American Idol. I am way more badass than her, and I am a goddamn accountant.

Haley: Thanks, Bye.

Lakisha: Awesome. As usual.

Melinda: Anyone who does not love this woman needs to be institutionalized. Period.

Predictions: Haley and Gina Glockenspiel


That's all for now. I am hoping that next week will bring me out of my funk. I am not feeling much for anyone besides Melinda Smalls.