The Official Paula Abdul Scattergram: Week 6

We were a bit behind with the Scattergram this past week because, um... the computer that... analyzes and, uh... tallies... the scores... was on the fritz? Yeah, that's the excuse, er, I mean cause for the delay. Regardless, our sincere apologies for denying you this vital information!

Anyhoo, this week American Midol has determined that Paula's level o' crazy is 3.2 (out of a possible 10). For closer inspection and to preserve your eyesight, please click on the graph to enlarge:

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Analysis: I'm happy to report a slight uptick in the Level o' Crazy. Now that the field has been narrowed down, Paula is showing a more personal interest in the candidates. Much to my dismay, she really had her shit together during the live results show but then again, no one is ever really all that emotionally invested the first cast-offs of the season. As Paula's boy crushes and those she's championed start taking a few verbal licks and positions in the Bottom Three, look to her behavior to descend into incoherent crying jags. I, for one, cannot wait.