Numb

Not feeling it, people Not feeling any of it.

The boys bored me. Seriously. I forgot most of it already.

Phil:I loathe that "Missing You" song and I am still really mad at him for missing the birth of his daughter. I guess he did ok though. I say that begrudgingly.

Jared: That whole thing made me want to throw up. Note to Captain Smarmy -you can't pull of the sexy if you are wearing white sneakers and tube socks. It's like a law or something. I like Ace Young more than I like Jared. And I hate Ace.

A.J: I love A.J. I voted for A.J many times.

Sanjaya: I still love Sanjaya but I will say that it was not his best. I hate how the judges are so hard on him. It's like kicking a puppy.

Chris S: He did pretty well. He knows he ate a bug last week when he said that shit to Simon about the teletubbies so I suspect that Operation Kiss Ass is well underway.

Nick: Nice blazer. I think he had a date to do someone's taxes after the show. I have no recollection whatsoever of what he sang.

Blake: Eh. I think it was great that he tried that Jamiroquai song but he did not pull it off 100%. I am not sure how I feel about this guy- I can totally see myself hating him pretty soon. I've detected some hints of douchebaggery.

Brandon: Did he even sing last night?

Chris R: He did the same song as he did last week.

Sundance: He seemed less of a shrieking red-faced tone deaf girl last night and did a little better. I like Sundance but he hasn't really won me over with his singing yet.

Thanks for the memories, or lack thereof, boys.

Predictions? Fare the well Nick and Jared.


The chicks. Slightly better but again- yawnsville

Gina: I fucking hate Gina. I have no reasonable or valid argument for this. I just hate her.

Alaina: Welcome to Screech City, population: you.

Lakisha: Wonderful. I have to say I am with Simon regarding her choice in outfit- but she was awesome. I love her.

Melinda: While Melinda was on Jess sent me a text that said " I heart Melinda". I think that pretty much sums it up. She is spectacular. As mentioned, she is my husband, Layne's, favorite- but he can't remember her name. He keeps calling her Smalls. Apparently, he could not retain Doolittle but somehow his brain remembered the "little" part- or at least the concept of little- which is, I am assuming, how he came up with Smalls. I have since corrected him but he has decided she should be called Smalls. So there it is.


Antonella: For the second time in a week week she is trying to convince people that she isn't sucking. She's failing on both fronts. I am feeling a little bit of loyalty toward Antonella though. I recently found out that she goes to the very same college where I was kicked out after sophomore year. Believe you me when I tell you that if digital cameras existed when I was attending college (and I use "attending" loosely) - there would probably be many, many pictures of me on the toilet. I'm just saying.

Jordin: I don't like that song...but I guess she sang it well.

Stephanie: That song, which I had never heard before, sounded like such a mess...but, as I later found out, it was a Beyonce song which are all, in my opinion, gigantic train wrecks. So again, I guess she did ok.

Haley: Oh my God the PAIN. I cringed throughout the entire thing.

Leslie: Why Bangs McLeggings ever thought it was a good idea to try and scat like Nina Simone (and she did it EXACTLY like Nina Simone. No originality at all) is beyond my realm of comprehension.

Sabrina: She's a good singer but I was bored. I can't even be bothered trying to come up with something snarky.

Prediction: Haley and Leslie