McKlutz, Anyone?

Um, did Katharine McPhee walk under a ladder recently? Cross a black cat, perhaps? Whistle backstage in the Kodak Theater? Between laryngitis, cancelled flights and broken feet, girlfriend is smack dab in the midst of a bad luck spell. I blame The Creepy Older Boyfriend.

KMcPhee, call me. I'll nurse you back to good health... and better luck. Seriously, ditch that decrepit old dude. For your sake... and mine.