It Makes Me Proud...

... To announce that Taylor "The Tard" Hicks made AOL Music's list of 111 Wussiest Songs of All Time.

Dude, when a brand like America Online dubs you a pussy, it's seriously time to go into hiding. I'm sure most of the members of the Soul Patrol are survival nuts with well-stocked bomb shelters. They'll totally hook you up. Now git!