MACE ACE IN THE FACE!!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

Ace was on the news for like 30 seconds and he still managed to completely piss me off.

Kevin Covais was playing "correspondent" for the local news and he was interviewing a few of the finalists. Bucky (*sigh*) was there and so was Paris and dumb Pickler. Whatever. Kevin went over to Ace and called him a babe-magnet and Ace the fucktard said:

"It's amazing. It's kind of like being in the Beatles. I leave the house not knowing if I am going to come home with all my clothes on."

Ace is like a Beatle. That's like me saying that my blog is like Tolstoy.

Jess, Curly -- stock up on tomatoes and stockpile any other thing that we can throw at the Lord of the Dumbasses. The self-proclaimed Ace The Face. AARRGGHH.