Even More 'Idol' Bits and Pieces

After a bit of a lull, we're back to bringing you more "American Idol" news than you can shake a stick at. Speaking of sticks, I wonder if I can sneak one into Nassau Coliseum this weekend to make short work of Taylor Hicks. Dilemma. Dilemma.

While I figure out the logistics, enjoy the latest headlines...

Elliott Yamin -- Revealed!
Who is Elliott's ideal duet partner? What junk food does he like to stuff into that cute little leprechaun-like face of his? Find out the answers to these probing questions and more.

Fourth Place Ain't Too Shabby for Chris Daughtry
While the chrome-domed "Idol" reject is still harping about his early ouster, at least Daughtry finally sees the silver lining in his dismissal: No more dopey Ford commercials, unlike that bitch Taylor Hicks. God, that "Possibilities" jingle he sings offends my senses. Yank it off the air. Now.

Is Katharine McPhee a Diva in Training?
Apparently, her fellow Idols think so. According to Rush & Malloy of the "New York Daily News," the second-place finisher has turned on the bitch switch. Whatevs, she's still hot.

Coming Soon to a Pedophile Watchlist Near You...
Daniel James "DJ" Boyd, a former "Idol" contestant (I do not remember him. Do you?) was just busted in Utah because he's a bit too fond o' the kiddie porn. If I may, I'd like to suggest bringing him up on further charges for the visual assault I suffered when I looked up his MySpace page. It's criminal.

Weigh in on Kelly Clarkson's Couture
Do you dig or dread the "Since You've Been Gone"-singing chanteuse's threads? Make your voice heard in the People.com poll.