Updates

Chris Daughtry returns home to McLeansville, doesn't act like a douche for once (Charlotte Observer)

Daughtry also turns down Fuel, mistakenly believes he can do better (People Magazine)

Carrie Underwood is country's new "It" girl, Jesus heaves big sigh of relief and says he's finally "taking some fucking time off to relax." (Tennessean)

Thanks to Taylor Hicks, grey is the new blonde. Barf. (The Enquirer)

Taylor twitches and tards it up for Wal-Mart shareholders (Wal-Mart Official Site)

TomKat asks Tits McPhee to sing at wedding. Jess shudders. (Dose)