A Quickie Concerning KMcPhee

Kat's Gone and Got Herself One of Them There Recording Contracts
Here's hoping Katharine McPhee's more like Clay Aiken and less like, I don't know... no, really, I don't know. Seriously, who remembers any other runner-ups? Oh wait, there was the long hair from last season. But besides a pot bust and an appearance on "The Late Late Show with the Scottish Lad," what's Bo Bice done? That's right -- bupkus.

And Oh.my.God, did I really just wish that the ever-so-stunning Kat were more like the SO NOT stunning Clay? Sorry. I haven't eaten dinner yet. I blame falling blood sugar. Yeah, that's it.

Don't You Wish Your Boyfriend Was Hot Like Me, KMcPhee?
Say... just a few days ago, Kat's Wikipedia entry spoke of a boyfriend named Nick. That bit of trivia is conspicuously absent now. I swear I had nothing to do with it. Bent Fabric? Kathryn? Was it either of you?! Fess up, now.

Speaking of Kathryn, Miss Thang was good enough to hook me up with some actual, you know, info to associate with this otherwise lame bit o' non-news. Turns out VH-1's "Best Week Ever" got their grubby hands on a photo of McPhee and the lucky bastard. Now is it just me, or is he a bit geriatric looking?

But I'm not jealous or anything...

Photo: FOX