Put Up Your Dukes, Cowell

Remember when I provided some vague details about the slap fest brewing between Prince and Simon? Well, actually, it's not really between them necessarily. It seems like Simon's doing all the talking in this battle. Oh, details schmetails! There's definitely a shit storm a-brewin', however one-sided.

Check out The Feed for a far more fleshed-out feature on the feud. There are, like, actual quotes and links and shit. You know, all that stuff I was too lazy to research the other day. While you're there, tell them who you think will win this wee pissing contest. Will it be the sarcastic Simon or the oh-so-prickly Prince? Go cast your vote!

My money's on Simon. Who knows what sort of lethal weapons he hides in that brush cut of his?

Photos: Prince, CBS/AP; Simon Cowell, FOX