In a Word... Brilliant

Emily over at Progressive Boink has written quite possibly the most perfect "American Idol" recap ever. I implore you to read it. I'll beat yo ass if you don't. My, I'm violent these days, no?

Here's a wee teaser:

Kevin Covais singing, "What's New, Pussycat?" I want all of you ladies to imagine a lisping 85 lb 16 year-old singing about your "sweet little pussycat lips." Then go wash yourself with lava soap.

When [Prince] whips out a comb (!!!) to comb his hair in the middle of a performance you should be cackling and mocking him, but you CAN'T, because his Mexi-stache emits PHEROMONES and you are too busy fucking your television.

I seriously bow to Emily's greatness. Read more here. Hmmm... I wonder if she's free for dinner.

Via Sheila