Bust out the Ear Plugs

Because I'm always a day late and a dollar short, I totally forgot to warn, I mean, remind you that Taylor "The Tard" Hicks's single "Do I Make You Proud?" was released yesterday. A pox upon me. Clearly, I'll never get a job in Homeland Security.

Industry experts are expecting "brisk sales" of Hicks's first effort. What the experts didn't tell you is that emergency rooms nationwide are simultaneously bracing for an outbreak of bleeding ears.