At Least It Beats Whoring for Lima Beans...

Move over Kathie Lee Gifford. Uh, wait... is Kathie Lee even still relevant enough to have to move over? Am I showing my age and/or laziness to think up a better example here? Oh, but that's not the point. My point is that the former "Live" cohost is no longer the quintessential cruise ship entertainer in the public's mind.

According to readers of "Time Out New York," Katharine McPhee is destined to be the one singing about the wonders of shuffle board, tacky dinner shows and forced merriment aboard what is, in essence, a giant, floating Petri dish. Legionnaire's, anyone?

Here are the rest of the results of this blasphemous poll: