Apparently, Her Audition Blew Them Away

While "American Idol" may boast of the infamous auditions of William Hung, Crazy Dave Hoover and that hooker chick who kept cursing out Paula and showing us her snatch, I think this "Canadian Idol" hopeful takes top prize for most memorable audition ever.

Wow, not a single person on "American Idol" ever squeezed the cheese into a hot mic. Well done, oh flatulent neighbor to our north! Your country has outdone us again. First hockey, then my beloved hair schmutz and now this. Merci!

P.S. If any of you can chime in and let us know if the squeaky songstress made it through to the next round, we'd be most grateful.