McMangle

Okay -- before I get into it -- did anyone else notice Priscilla Presley's staggering amount of plastic surgery. Not only is she a crazy scientologist, but she is well on her way to giving Jocelyn Wildenstein a run for her money. That was some seriously scary shit, Cilla.

Also -- how about Ryan CPA-crest's three piece suit? He looked like a little kid wearing his first big boy suit that was just like daddy's.

Moving on.

Taylor. I thought he did really well with "Jailhouse Rock." He did screw up the lyrics but I don't think anyone really noticed that. I shrieked with delight as he did that wild leg flapping dance at one point. He does dance like a drunken old man at a wedding but it suits him. I don't care what anyone says I love Taylor. His second song was pretty good too. I think he might win.

Daughtry. The outfit. Was that a SKI PARKA? That jacket made absolutely no sense. The glasses. Dude. YOU ARE SO NOT A ROCK STAR. They looked like goggles on him. I almost puked when he took off the glasses and did the winky winky thing into the camera. EW.
The second song was so boring. It was like he mumbled the whole thing and then ended it by yelling a really high pitched "ACK!"

Elliott. I always root for the underdog so I am rooting for Elliott. I take back all the not nice things I said about him in the past. He completely kicked ass when he sang "Trouble." I am surprised that Paula did not break down in tears with that one. Her wonkiness factor was pretty low last night. Randy was a little strange too. His talking was peppered with very few "dogs" and "check it outs." I am worried he might have hit his head.

McPhee. Ok. Granted I totally loathe her but she sucked. The first song was a screechy mess and she totally forgot the words. The dancing was a little cringe worthy too. She cannot pull off really bad dancing the way Taylor does- she takes herself WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too seriously. The second song was BAD. She can make anything into a showtune and usualy pull it off but she mangled it last night. She mangled both songs last night. I almost felt sorry for her. Almost. When she asked her McFans to vote for her any sympathy I had went RIGHT DOWN THE CRAPPER.

Curly, if you DO end up marrying Katharine you will have to get a huge apartment to accommodate her GIANT HEAD.

Prediction -- based on performance it should be McPhee...but I think it might be Elliott.