Let's Go to the Video Tape

Here are the latest "Idol" videos making the rounds:

Wonder Twin Powers -- Activate! Form of a Tard! Shape of a Schlub!
Wow, dude. This chick does a better Taylor than Taylor does Taylor. I don't know if I should be scared or impressed. A little bit of both, I think.

A Tanked-up Paula Tries in Vain to Tout Her Trinkets on QVC
Judging from the looks of things, Paula's been taking a few too many swigs of the old jewelry cleaner, if you catch my meaning. I'm talkin' 'bout the hooch, people.

KMcPhee Takes a Powter
YouTuber tynews2001 compiled a nice "Bad Day" montage for Katharine McPhee since she never got her own tribute in the wake of Taylor's coronation. There's a little too much of him in it for my liking but then again, even a brief glimpse of the man is enough to send me over the edge. Favorite part? Kat's giddy reaction to a smooch from Paula.

Bad Mistakes, He's Made a Few
William Hung serenades the contestants of "The World's Biggest Loser" with Queen's "We Are the Champions." Wait, doesn't he claim that he has, and I quote, "No time for losers"? What's gives, Hung? Pick a side and then stick with it.