Kill Me Now

TMZ is reporting many, many things about tonight's show that make me want to vomit up everything I've eaten in the past fifteen years. Among them:

• Songs by Burt Bacharach


• Dionne Warwick performing 'That's What Friends Are For'


• Kevin Covais singing 'What's New Pussycat'


• Clay Aiken performing

You can read the rest here. I'd hold off if you're eating, though.