I've Seen a Million Faces...And I've Linked Them All

It's a Pickler reunion! Clyde and Kellie hug, hold hands, drink Pabst unironically. (New York Post)

Carrie Underwood graduates from college. Admits she didn't study, let Jesus do all the work. (People)

Take that, Jennifer Hudson! Bitch. Kidding. I totally didn't even watch that season. I wouldn't know Jennifer Hudson if she fell on me. I'd still kick her ass, though. For falling on me. Fantasia Barrino gets her own Lifetime Original Movie. (Washington Post)

Ryan Seacrest and Paula Abdul kiss and make up. The world breathes a collective sigh of relief. That we didn't have to see Ryan awkwardly kiss another person with a vagina. (National Ledger)

Bucky Covington's hometown celebrates. Jess ignores the fact that most of the article is about Pickler. Creeps herself out talking about herself in the third person. (WNBC)