I Call Bullshit

Um, not because of the results from last night, just to clarify. I'm quite chuffed that Chris is gone. I'm tired of Screamy McScreamerson and his weekly fondling of the mic stand. Good riddance.

Yes, Katharine stunk up the joint on Tuesday night but no more than Chris did. And yes, she's had her creaky notes and her voice has crapped out on her at times but she's not alone in the vocal failure department. The remaining three have been semi-solid throughout, but to my taste, none have really blown the roof off the place.

I know KMcPhee's being sacrificed on the altar of St. Daughtry today but she deserves her spot in the top three. So suck on it, naysayers. The judges overpraised Chris on Tuesday night in their efforts to ultimately secure him a spot in the top two. Who did they want to pit him against? Why, Taylor Hicks of course! Why else would Rebecca Romijn-Soon-to-Be-O'Connell "spontaneously" request that Fidget Man resurrect his god awful "Jailhouse Rock"?!?! What bias!!

It's SO scripted and SO manipulative. The Chris-touting tactics failed. I just hope that next week there's a massive phone outage where most of the Soul Patrol resides.

KMcPhee will be the next to go. If so, my vote goes to Elliot and his manky teefs.