The End is Nigh

This is funny.

Once in awhile McPuke shows a glimmer of humility. Last night I could see how nervous she was and how hard she was trying to do well. I felt a twingle of affection for her. A twinge. My twinge was quickly snuffed out when she again appealed to her McFans and then the KAT PACK.

Did anyone see how Ryan Seacrest totally blew off Chris Daughtry? Ha. That made me laugh. I am over Daughtry. I think all of the finalists were there. I saw Pickler with a new hairdo and dumb Ace with his fricken stick-up-his-ass gleaming smile. I was delighted when I spotted Bucky in the audience. Bucky was my favorite. sniff. I think Melissa McWhatserface was there too but she was shown in the same shot as Mandy Moore so I missed it. (I have a girl-crush on Mandy Moore.)

As far as the final two go -- honestly I don't think anyone gave a spectacular performance. I think McPhee made a huge mistake with her choices of repeat performances- they were both much too recent. Taylor chose better songs although it appeared as if he got dressed in the dark. That's ok though. I really was not terribly impressed with either of them.

The last two songs were AWFUL. I felt bad for them that they had to sing such crap on their last shot. Taylor did ok- he made it into a Sam Cooke song like he does everything else. McScreech's song sounded like an off key high school musical performance. It was BAD. I think Taylor's bad song beat McPhee's bad song.

My prediction? Taylor. 100%