More American Midol

My Americon Idol Post-Stress Wrapup:

1. Bucky: Well Done. You rock on with your bad self Bucky.

2. Ace: He clearly has the Stapp-Jesus-on-the-cross-arm-outstretched thing down. I love that he got SHUT DOWN when Brian May told Ace that he was not going to play his arrangement. Good for you Brian May. Ace sucks so bad. He rocks no one and his middle part butt cut really bums me out. AMERICA -- HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH OF ACE?

3. Pickler: It was like Jessica Simpson was trying to channel Lita Ford. WAYNE AND GARTH did a better rendition. That was the WORST and the only reason she gets any praise is Simon wants to bang her. Whatever Pickler. You DO have an accent -- a big dumb redneck accent -- you fucking inbred twit.

4. Daughtry: What WAS that?

5. Fuck you everyone who sucks for making me say that Elliot was ok. I HATE Elliott.

6. McPhee became McFeeble. TOTAL COP OUT SONG. I don't care what they said -- she chickened out and was afraid to do something different than her Celine Dion-esque approach to songs. Even though she is a good singer -- that song was so screechy and out of tune it was almost painful.

7. Taylor: Taylor rules. So what if he can't kick straight. He can out twitch anyone and it's interesting how he keeps the audience in supense over whether or not he will have a seizure.

8. Paris: Eh. It's interesting how she changes her look over and over. Everyone else always looks the same.

For the record, I voted twice for Bucky and once for Taylor.