All You Need is Midol

A moment of silence for Bucky please.

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Chris Daughtry: I was completely frightened by the zoot-suit-chainwallet-rollup-sleeves-inside-tie thing but otherwise pretty good.

Paris Bennett: She's good but I am really over seeing her mother cry.

Taylor Hicks: I love that song and he did it justice. Not many people can pull off Sam Cooke.

Elliott Yamin: I no longer have quarrel with Elliott.

Katharine McPhee: She sang well. OF COURSE SHE DID. This is the only kind of stuff she knows how to sing. I did not think that she was in a "class by herself" but admittedly she did well. THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT I LIKE HER.

Kellie Pickler: CATERWAUL. She choked. She choked BAD and it was funny.

Ace Young: PAINFUL. It was like watching Kevin Federline auditioning to be a Bee Gee. STOP STOP STOP with the DUMB FALSETTO already.

AMERICA I IMPLORE YOU TO RID OUR AIRWAVES OF ACE FEDERGIBB ALREADY.

And there you have it.