More 'Idol' Stress

'American Idol' continues to stress me out. Last night was no exception. My recap:

Lisa: Done.

Pickler: Stupid Whore. Somebody shoot her already.

Ace: The scar? Probably where someone stabbed him because HE SUCKS SO BAD.

Elliott: I still don't get it. I think he is terrible.

Mandisa: It was like Aretha Franklin ate Clay Aiken.

Bucky: I have no quarrel with Bucky.

Paris: Good perfomance. Bad "wake me up before you go-go" styling.

McPhee: She choked. Did not sing well at all. Less ego this time.

Chris: Creed. Rock. No.

Taylor: Scary jacket. Still my favorite. I voted for Taylor.

There should be a rule. NO ONE should be allowed to sing any Kelly Clarkson songs. EVER.